Kendall Jenner & Scott Disick Are Having An Affair?! Not If Khloe Kardashian Has Anything To Do With It…

Wait, Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick are boning?!
Umm, while we don't know how the CRAZY rumor of a Kendall and Scott's affair got started, it's obviously SO not true!


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While the lord and the gorgeous model are often seen out together shopping and just hanging, their relationship is more like brother and sister. Considering LD first met Kenny when she was just ELEVEN — this pairing would be trés creepy if true!
So, instead of getting upset by the rumor, Disick and his partner in crime (and OTHER ALLEGED MISTRESS) Khloe Kardashian, decided to have a little fun on Twitter.
Check out the hilarious exchange (below)!

I'm really pissed about this whole @KendallJenner and @ScottDisick thing!! Scott, I thought it was you and I that was having the affair! 👿
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015

Scott is such a THOT! These hoes really ain't loyal!! Huh?!?! Damn Gina!!! Damn!!!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015

Ha! We love Klo and Lord's sense of humor!
But wait! The best part was when Kendall chimed in:

He wants an LA face w/an Oakland booty! "@KendallJenner: excuse me?! RT @ScottDisick: Don't worry Khlo, you will always be my number 1"
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015

An LA face with an Oakland booty — priceless! Khloe is definitely our favorite Kardashian.
Hmm, we wonder what Dash sister Scott will be lovin' up on next!